GnR Welcome to the jungle lyrics

Welcome to the jungleWe got fun 'n' gamesWe got everything you wantHoney we know the namesWe are the people that can findWhatever you may need If you got the money honeyWe got your diseaseChorus:In the jungleWelcome to the jungleWatch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, kneesI wanna watch you bleedWelcome to the jungleWe take it day by dayIf you want it you're gonna bleedBut it's the price you payAnd you're a very sexy girlThat's very hard to pleaseYou can taste the bright lightsBut you won't get them for freeIn the jungleWelcome to the jungleFeel my, my, my serpentineI, I wanna hear you screamWelcome to the jungleIt gets worse here everydayYa learn ta live like an animalIn the jungle where we playIf you got a hunger for what you seeYou'll take it eventuallyYou can have anything you wantBut you better not take it from meChorusAnd when you're high you neverEver want to come down, so down, so down, so down YEAH!You know where you areYou're in the jungle babyYou're gonna dieIn the jungleWelcome to the jungleWatch it bring you to your shu n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n knees, kneesIn the jungleWelcome to the jungleFeel my, my, my serpentineIn the jungleWelcome to the jungleWatch it bring you to your shun n,n,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n,n,,n.n, knees, kneesIn the jungleWelcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to yourIt's gonna bring you down!Ha!

GnR parody

Welcome to the airport where we dont play fun and games
we can take anything we want and no one can complain
when there's a problem then we call the feds or state police
and they'll be here in a matter of seconds with their locks and keys

At the airport, welcome to the airport, Sir please step right over here...

Welcome to the airplane we are about to leave LA
Please listen to the stewardess they might have something to say
In the case in which we find ourselves in emergency
Just place the mask over your head for an example look at me

On the Airplane, i hate being on a airplane, ill pass the time and sleep...

Please fasten up your seatbelts because were about to land
Theres an empty seat still open i think that guys in the can
And the stewardess prepare as the plane starts to go down
I wonder if that guy right there is afraid of clowns

At another airport, Im at another airport, I just gotta find my bags...

Waiting for my bags to make its way around, around, around, around

Im at the airport but my bags arent at this airport wont somebody help me please...
At the airport i dont like this airport i just wish i had my bags...
The last airport? their stuck at the last airport, i cant believe this happend to me...
On the airplane, back to the airport when i realize i left all my bags in that green taxi...